My wife and I just moved into a house. While unpacking, I came across a CD of our wedding and proudly had it on display on our new IKEA shelves.
Wife: What is that hideous disk doing there?
Me: It’s our wedding video. Why don’t you care about this?
Wife: I care about the photos. I told you, I’ll never watch that thing again.
Me: Yes you will.
Wife: No – I won’t.
Me: When we’re 70, you’ll watch it good.
Wife: Alright, if you make it to 70, and you still have it, we can watch.
Me: 70? I’m cruising to 70. I have a new lease on life.
Wife: Really? That’s great.
Me: Well, it’s actually a one year lease. I’m going month-to-month after that.
Yes, I posted this just for the last line because I thought it was funny. No, I guess it wasn’t worth it. Stay tuned for some of my old stand-up.