Category Archives: Movies Rap

HUGO 3D

It took me a long time to give in to this one.  But, it’s longevity at the box office made it something I had to snuggle into before 3D was no longer an option.  As stated in all my previous … Continue reading

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A Cinematic Birthday

Since I didn’t get him a gift on time, my birthday present to my bro and LR co-blatherer is a cinematic history of our rapping.  You don’t just jump into the rapping game you see.  You have to cultivate a … Continue reading

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Joyful Noise

We all know January is the month where cinematic disasters are laid to rest.  With awards season eligibility concluded, January offers a safe haven for long-gestating travesties who have nowhere else to go.  This somber time of year offers a … Continue reading

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My Movie Year In Review

LR fans, I just counted up my in-theater viewings of 2011 and was disgusted and proud to discover that I hit the 100 count.  This doesn’t even include that at-home on-demand viewing of Melancholia or the countless other films I’ve … Continue reading

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MI:4

Inspired by my bro’s latest poetic effort, I have penned a reverential sonnet. Expectations excessive, could it be, That Ghost Protocol would live up to dreams? Mission, impossible, or would we see, On-screen Cruise rules, ramping scenes to extremes? Tickets pre-purchased, we … Continue reading

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‘Twas the Weekend Before Christmas…

‘Twas the weekend before Christmas and all through each day, a flurry of movies were knocked out of my way. What started as a list of thirteen, was quickly reduced by five – nice and lean. On Friday, I started … Continue reading

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New Year’s Eve

The masterful team behind Valentine’s Day takes the plunge on another holi-date in NYE.  Considering the pedigree of VDay- which shares the creative team, and more than one cast member with NYE- I knew I was in for a hideous … Continue reading

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We Bought a Zoo

This is a charming little flick, but not a blockbuster holiday jam. This movie is all about the premise.  After deciding the movie is going to be about a widowed man with two young children, who decides to move out … Continue reading

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Young Adult

Though I consider Diablo Cody to be my personal career nemesis, this new Cody/Reitman collaboration looked too good to ignore out of spite.  I believe Juno is an overrated, albeit moderately amusing, comedy full of relentless esoteric Cody-isms; this new … Continue reading

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The Sitter

This film is pleasantly average. I was all set for an 81 minute disappointment last night (yes, that is the accurate runtime).  Despite some reprehensible acting, The Sitter’s “don’t take it seriously, have fun and enjoy the mess” approach worked. … Continue reading

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