Category Archives: Shameful Moments

UnderWhy

With little dignity left, I’m now going to tell you about my undergarments.  For those of you who roll with me in person, you know I’m a fairly conservative dresser (not conservative like high collar, conservative like un-trendy).  Sure, I … Continue reading

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John Mayer’s My Body Is A Wasteland

No, this isn’t a cheeky song of the day.  It is an ode to my own physicality.  On a day of relaunching- primarily this here site- I also decided to re-commit to my fitness.  After two weeks in Toronto and … Continue reading

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Carrotman: The Conclusion

Yes folks, there is actually a third installment to this saga.  Call it the Back to the Future of the stuffed creature community.  For any newcomers, Part One involved me purchasing a delightful stuffed carrot for my friends’ new baby … Continue reading

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Mirror mirror, on the any surface

I left work today and stepped off the elevator on the office building ground floor.  The door opens onto the moderately reflective surface of the first floor business outer walls.  As all vains of my kind, I often do a … Continue reading

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Celebrity Murder

I think this is funny. I came home from the movies (see above blog) to a Facebook message from co-LR writer and sibling with the following message… “Oldman killed” I immediately went into a panic searching the Internet (I’m a … Continue reading

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Bathroom Antics

Today, I share with you a little toilet humour. I was in court and had to use the bathroom.  Simple enough.  I went into the bathroom, which had a few urinals and three stalls.  There was one other participant inside … Continue reading

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Children Not Required

A recent conversation with a co-worker I haven’t rapped much with yet: Him: So, what are you doing for Thanksgiving? Me: I’m going to a friend’s place for dinner.  Then we might check out the new Muppets movie.  What about … Continue reading

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Carrotman: The Sequel

As LR fans know, I recently shared a tearful good-bye with a lovely stuffed carrot.  The original Carrotman belongs to wee Bea now and hopefully she will grow to love him half as much as I did. Last night I … Continue reading

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A Change Gonna Come

I do a daily Tim Horton’s drive-thru coffee run on my way home from work.  Today was like all others.  I went to my wallet looking for change.  So close to perfect change.  I sifted through my emergency coffee change … Continue reading

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Social Graceless

As part of my new job, I have been invited to some swanky parties.  No complaints.  On Thursday night, I attended a garden party at the British Consulate.  I wasn’t entirely sure why I was invited, but I sure wasn’t … Continue reading

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