Category Archives: Grievances

Margaret Atwood

This story is years old, but the other day I was asked to retell the tale.  Also, with Toronto’s mayor-brother Doug Ford’s recent clash with Atwood, I feel today is a good day to share the story with fans of … Continue reading

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Point Break Redux

A LR faithful put in a request that I discuss recent rumblings regarding a possible Point Break remake.  Color me disgusted.  There are some films in cinema’s canon that are irreplaceable and impossible to recreate.  Casablanca, Butch Cassidy and Patrick … Continue reading

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New Kids on the Miracle

As LR relaunches, you might be wondering, what the hell have you two been doing all Summer?  Frankly, not much.  Jesse got married.  Pending his approval, video to come.  As for me, I was on a rollercoaster ride of NKOTBSB … Continue reading

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Netiquette

In this space age of instant communication, twattering and facebook, we are attacked by an onslaught of irrelevant information daily.  I, for one, don’t understand Twitter and despite more than one instructional lesson, still can’t grasp the difference betwen # … Continue reading

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Bachelor Brush-Off

Many of my closest friends are guys.  You would hope that when your dearest comrades host events, you get the call to arms.  However, I have been told by all of them- I won’t name names (Kip, Jerbo, T-Bone, Jimmy, … Continue reading

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Benoit the Bodyguard

Do you have friends that yell at you because you can’t even be bothered to password protect your Iphone?  Do those same friends use catchy computer words like “cache” and “hard-drive”?  Well, I do.  And his company has invented and … Continue reading

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Is It Okay to Ram a Pillar?

Yesterday I was on my 6th consecutive trip to the mall.  There was an abundance of Memorial Day sales this weekend and I was in a flurry of buying, returning, buying and keeping.  I pulled into a spot that I … Continue reading

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Not so gaga over Gaga

Dear Lady Gaga, I get it – you’re kinda hot, but choose to wear ridiculous costumes.  Who do think you are, Don Cherry?  I guess you know how to be a superstar, and I enjoy your “suck it bitches from … Continue reading

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Baby Car

After the tragic passing of Lelaina Herman, my first car (for those of you who didn’t roll with me in my TO days, she was a beautiful Caprice Wagon, color grey, ’92) and three years going car-less in Chicago, it … Continue reading

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Kurt Russell Phone Home

As you may have read below, my partner in bs hit the diamond with Mr. Kurt Russell this weekend.  It was I who encouraged him to pick Kurt over the more proficient baseball options.  Clearly, I shouted, the Cash-man was … Continue reading

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